Privacy Policy

Last updated: September 2026.

The short version

Your test answers never leave your device. Scoring happens entirely in your browser, we never see which boxes you tick, and there is no account, no sign-up, and no name or email field anywhere on this site. The only data involved in running this site is the aggregate analytics and cookie activity described below, so this page is short on drama and long on specifics.

What we do not collect

We do not collect, store, transmit, or sell your individual test answers or your score. There is no server-side record of what you checked. If you close the tab, your answers are gone. We also never ask for personal details: no registration, no newsletter, no forms that capture your identity.

Analytics we use

We use Google Analytics 4 and Microsoft Clarity to understand traffic in aggregate: which pages get visited, roughly where visitors come from (country or region level), what device and browser they use, and how they move around the site. Clarity may record anonymized session replays (mouse movement, scrolling, clicks) with sensitive content masked. IP anonymization is applied where the provider supports it. None of this is linked to your test answers, because your answers are never transmitted in the first place. You can read how these providers handle data in How Google uses information from sites that use its services and Microsoft's privacy documentation for Clarity.

Cookies and similar technologies

Cookies are small files a site stores in your browser; web beacons and similar identifiers serve the same purpose. This site uses them for two things: analytics (recognizing that two page views belong to the same anonymous visit) and, if advertising launches, ad delivery. You can clear or block cookies at any time in your browser settings. The site keeps working without them, since your score is computed locally either way.

Advertising

We may show ads served by third-party advertising networks (at the time of writing, Adsterra). When an ad network serves an ad, it may set its own cookies or use similar identifiers to measure whether the ad was seen and, depending on your settings, to choose ads based on your prior browsing. We don't receive your browsing history from them and we don't pass them your test answers, which never leave your browser in the first place. You can limit this by blocking third-party cookies in your browser, and many ad networks honor the industry opt-out at aboutads.info/choices. Non-personalized ads may still appear; they rely on the page's context rather than on you.

If you are in the EEA, UK, or Switzerland

You have the rights the GDPR grants: access, correction, deletion, and objection to processing. Since we hold no personal data about you, most requests resolve to "there is nothing on file," but the analytics and advertising providers named above offer their own controls, and we will help you route a request to them. The legal basis for our aggregate analytics is legitimate interest in understanding how the site is used. Where local rules require consent before advertising cookies are set, blocking third-party cookies in your browser is the most reliable way to withhold it on this site.

If you are in the United States

State privacy laws such as the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA/CPRA) give you the right to know what personal information a business collects, to request deletion, and to opt out of its sale or sharing. We do not sell personal information, and we do not collect it beyond the aggregate analytics described above. If advertising cookies count as "sharing" under your state's definition, the opt-out links in the Advertising section above are the mechanism to stop it.

Who this site is for

The test deals with adult experiences and is intended for visitors 18 and older. The site is not directed at children and we do not knowingly collect any information from anyone under 18. There is nothing to collect, but the point stands.

Changes to this policy

If our actual practices change (for example, when advertising goes live), this page changes first and the date at the top moves. We will not quietly start collecting things this page says we do not.

Contact

Questions about any of this? Write to us via the contact page and a human will answer.